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I once attempted to grow a tulsi plant, which was promptly eaten by monkeys. This escalated into a brief conflict involving a wooden bat, a retaliatory bite, and a rooftop escape that I maintain was strategically sound. I went on to study architecture and later design, eventually working on systems that help shopkeepers decide what to sell and why. I am particularly good at anticipating edge cases, including ones that have not yet occurred. I now live in Bengaluru, where I continue to design, cook, and avoid long-term commitments to things that cannot defend themselves.